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<title>Flapping Crane</title>
<link>http://flappingcrane.com/</link>
<description>Weekly Skits from Ice Station Minnesota.</description>
<category>Comedy</category>
<itunes:author>Flapping Crane</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Weekly Skits from Ice Station Minnesota (flappingcrane.com)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Flapping Crane is a comedy group out of the Twin Cities area of Minnesota.  These videos are iPod compatible, and from now on, very Apple TV compatible.  More (non-iPod compatible) skits are at flappingcrane.com</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<language>en-us</language>
<copyright>&#xA9; 2008 Flapping Crane</copyright>
<itunes:owner>
        <itunes:name>Flapping Crane</itunes:name>
        <itunes:email>ninja@flappingcrane.com</itunes:email>
</itunes:owner>

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	<title>The Freshmaker</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/freshmaker.mp4</link>
		<description>Sometimes you just need a little inspiration to save the day.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2010 22:27:51 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/freshmaker.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you just need a little inspiration to save the day.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sometimes you just need a little inspiration to save the day.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/freshmaker.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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	<title>Alarm</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/poop.mp4</link>
		<description>Winter of Turek's alarm is reliable.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2010 22:06:54 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/poop.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Winter of Turek's alarm is reliable.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Winter of Turek's alarm is reliable.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/poop.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>Worst Cry Redux</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/worstcry.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann still loves Pete.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2010 07:57:53 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/worstcry.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann still loves Pete.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann still loves Pete.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/worstcry.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>Toofies 3</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies4.mp4</link>
		<description>Shawn and Joe have a deep conversation.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2010 08:21:21 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies4.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Shawn and Joe have a deep conversation.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Shawn and Joe have a deep conversation.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies4.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>Old Spice Commercial #1</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/os1.mp4</link>
		<description>Belch like a man, man.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2010 16:11:58 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/os1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Belch like a man, man.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Belch like a man, man.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/os1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Toofies 2</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies3.mp4</link>
		<description>Mmmm. Walnuts.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2010 09:53:52 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Mmmm. Walnuts.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Mmmm. Walnuts.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>New Site</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/newsite.mp4</link>
		<description>All New Site! No New Skits!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2010 09:31:20 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/newsite.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>All New Site! No New Skits!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>All New Site! No New Skits!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/newsite.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Nine Inch Squirrel</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/squirrel.mp4</link>
		<description>You don't know real pain.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2009 23:54:46 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/squirrel.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>You don't know real pain.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>You don't know real pain.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/squirrel.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Plastic Hair</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/phair.mp4</link>
		<description>Dwayne just couldn't depend on his curly hair, until one day he saw a commercial that would change his life.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2009 20:40:58 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/phair.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Dwayne just couldn't depend on his curly hair, until one day he saw a commercial that would change his life.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Dwayne just couldn't depend on his curly hair, until one day he saw a commercial that would change his life.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/phair.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Dog vs Kitty</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/dog.mp4</link>
		<description>The epic tale of struggles for peace through acts of foul dominance; an uncanny sojourn of extraordinary prowling contact sports; a fuzzy sammich that will accept no recourse - this is Darkman 7.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2008 22:25:06 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/dog.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The epic tale of struggles for peace through acts of foul dominance; an uncanny sojourn of extraordinary prowling contact sports; a fuzzy sammich that will accept no recourse - this is Darkman 7.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The epic tale of struggles for peace through acts of foul dominance; an uncanny sojourn of extraordinary prowling contact sports; a fuzzy sammich that will accept no recourse - this is Darkman 7.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/dog.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Swiffer Wet Jet</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/swiffer.mp4</link>
		<description>Get the new Swiffer Wet Jet!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2008 05:32:16 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/swiffer.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Get the new Swiffer Wet Jet!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Get the new Swiffer Wet Jet!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/swiffer.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>No Money Down</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/truck.mp4</link>
		<description>New for 2009.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:32:44 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/truck.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>New for 2009.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>New for 2009.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/truck.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 006</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa6.mp4</link>
		<description>This needs to stop.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2008 21:34:38 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa6.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>This needs to stop.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This needs to stop.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa6.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Teen Wolf (The Lost Footage)</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/teenwolf.mp4</link>
		<description>It really should have stayed lost.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2008 21:33:15 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/teenwolf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>It really should have stayed lost.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It really should have stayed lost.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/teenwolf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Toaster Strudel</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/strudel.mp3</link>
		<description>Good in my belly, my tummy's desire.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:45:18 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/strudel.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Good in my belly, my tummy's desire.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Good in my belly, my tummy's desire.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/strudel.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Explore Minnesota 2</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/em2.mp4</link>
		<description>These beaches are well-protected.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2007 01:38:27 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/em2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>These beaches are well-protected.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>These beaches are well-protected.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/em2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 005</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa5.mp4</link>
		<description>We are trying to get Joe to move to Jordan, MN.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2007 12:58:26 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa5.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>We are trying to get Joe to move to Jordan, MN.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We are trying to get Joe to move to Jordan, MN.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa5.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 004</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa4.mp4</link>
		<description>Good hygiene is for chumps.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2007 12:58:23 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa4.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Good hygiene is for chumps.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Good hygiene is for chumps.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa4.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 003</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa3.mp4</link>
		<description>We were 2nd runner up to Al Gore for the Nobel Peace Prize.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2007 12:54:35 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>We were 2nd runner up to Al Gore for the Nobel Peace Prize.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We were 2nd runner up to Al Gore for the Nobel Peace Prize.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 002</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa2.mp4</link>
		<description>Join the Mile-High Club.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2007 14:18:55 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Join the Mile-High Club.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Join the Mile-High Club.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Dr. Steven Trabajos's Rehabilitative Skin Cream</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/trabajos.mp4</link>
		<description>Do people call you bacon face?  Dr. Trabajos's cream will help.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2007 00:04:10 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/trabajos.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Do people call you bacon face?  Dr. Trabajos's cream will help.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Do people call you bacon face?  Dr. Trabajos's cream will help.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/trabajos.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Flapping Crane PSA 001</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa1.mp4</link>
		<description>An important message for all the dudes out there.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Sep 2007 15:21:13 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>An important message for all the dudes out there.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>An important message for all the dudes out there.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/psa1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Ghost is Hungry</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/gih.mp4</link>
		<description>Joe had to move out because of his ghost problem.  Stupid ghosts.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2007 11:01:43 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/gih.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Joe had to move out because of his ghost problem.  Stupid ghosts.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Joe had to move out because of his ghost problem.  Stupid ghosts.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/gih.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>Statue</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/statue.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann gets interrupted during an AIM session. Rude.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2007 23:44:38 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/statue.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann gets interrupted during an AIM session. Rude.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann gets interrupted during an AIM session. Rude.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/statue.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>28SL</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/twentyeight.mp4</link>
		<description>It All Begins Again.  In Bite-Sized Portions.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 02:20:49 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/twentyeight.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>It All Begins Again.  In Bite-Sized Portions.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It All Begins Again.  In Bite-Sized Portions.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/twentyeight.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Eulogy (Battle for Mittens)</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/eulogy.mp3</link>
		<description>Uncle Frank will be missed.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2007 21:25:23 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/eulogy.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Uncle Frank will be missed.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Uncle Frank will be missed.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/eulogy.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Adventure Storm 9: Five More Seconds</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/as9.mp4</link>
		<description>Welcome to Neverland, bitch.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 5 Apr 2007 21:03:19 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/as9.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Neverland, bitch.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Welcome to Neverland, bitch.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/as9.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>The Taco Diaries</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/taco.mp4</link>
		<description>Take a chance... with tacos.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2007 10:44:31 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/taco.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Take a chance... with tacos.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Take a chance... with tacos.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/taco.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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	<title>Platoon</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/platoon.mp4</link>
		<description>The first casualty of war is refreshing taste.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:06:20 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/platoon.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The first casualty of war is refreshing taste.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The first casualty of war is refreshing taste.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/platoon.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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	<title>Men Gone Romantic</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/mgr.mp4</link>
		<description>It's Valentine's Day, ladies.  WARNING: This material may be insensitive to male viewers.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2007 00:43:35 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/mgr.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>It's Valentine's Day, ladies.  WARNING: This material may be insensitive to male viewers.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's Valentine's Day, ladies.  WARNING: This material may be insensitive to male viewers.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/mgr.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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	<title>Uhhhhh</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/fish.mp4</link>
		<description>?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 3 Feb 2007 20:51:45 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/fish.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/fish.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Opening a DVD</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/dvd.mp4</link>
		<description>Joe opening a DVD.  That's all.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2007 07:25:09 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/dvd.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Joe opening a DVD.  That's all.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Joe opening a DVD.  That's all.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/dvd.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Fatty Burger</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/fattyburger.mp4</link>
		<description>They're down to their last chicken nuggey.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 13:01:31 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/fattyburger.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>They're down to their last chicken nuggey.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>They're down to their last chicken nuggey.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/fattyburger.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Last Christmas</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/lastxmas.mp4</link>
		<description>Some dudes get together for movie night.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:02:17 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lastxmas.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Some dudes get together for movie night.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Some dudes get together for movie night.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lastxmas.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>iTape</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/itape.mp4</link>
		<description>Completely remastered.  The new iTape.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2006 11:11:58 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/itape.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Completely remastered.  The new iTape.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Completely remastered.  The new iTape.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/itape.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Toofies</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies2.mp4</link>
		<description>Toofies, For Boys.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2006 18:18:28 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Toofies, For Boys.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Toofies, For Boys.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/toofies2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Head On</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/headon.mp4</link>
		<description>Apply directly to the forehead.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2006 22:41:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/headon.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Apply directly to the forehead.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Apply directly to the forehead.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/headon.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Gnomes</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/gnomes.mp3</link>
		<description>They watch small TVs to get their news.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2006 13:37:10 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/gnomes.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>They watch small TVs to get their news.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>They watch small TVs to get their news.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/gnomes.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Brokeback Dogs</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bbd.mp4</link>
		<description>Yup, we're late to this party.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2006 23:42:36 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bbd.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Yup, we're late to this party.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Yup, we're late to this party.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bbd.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>PDFA</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/pdfa.mp4</link>
		<description>A public service annoucement from your friends at Flappingcrane.com.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2006 14:07:51 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pdfa.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>A public service annoucement from your friends at Flappingcrane.com.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A public service annoucement from your friends at Flappingcrane.com.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pdfa.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Workout Video Gone Bad</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/workout.mp4</link>
		<description>There are hazards to aerobics.  Like watching them.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2006 21:27:43 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/workout.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>There are hazards to aerobics.  Like watching them.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>There are hazards to aerobics.  Like watching them.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/workout.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Sopranos</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/sopranos.mp4</link>
		<description>Our new intro?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2006 00:06:54 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/sopranos.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Our new intro?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our new intro?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/sopranos.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>The Living Chris Walken Years</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/kf.mp4</link>
		<description>A brazilian ass-shaker.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2006 11:48:27 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/kf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>A brazilian ass-shaker.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A brazilian ass-shaker.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/kf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>More Mac Commercials</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/maccommercials.mp4</link>
		<description>Hi, I'm a Mac.  Still.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2006 00:44:34 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/maccommercials.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Hi, I'm a Mac.  Still.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Hi, I'm a Mac.  Still.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/maccommercials.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Mac Commercial #1</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bluescreen.mp4</link>
		<description>Hi, I'm a Mac.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2006 22:51:06 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bluescreen.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Hi, I'm a Mac.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Hi, I'm a Mac.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bluescreen.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Shark Hamburger Cleaning Spray</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/shark.mp4</link>
		<description>Enter the Cleaning Shark</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2006 00:00:36 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/shark.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Enter the Cleaning Shark</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Enter the Cleaning Shark</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/shark.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Air Eric</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/nikkenerff.mp4</link>
		<description>Born to fly...</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2006 09:41:12 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/nikkenerff.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Born to fly...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Born to fly...</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/nikkenerff.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Time Gnomes</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/timegnomes.mp4</link>
		<description>Sometimes skits just don't work out.  But there's always something worthwhile leftover.  Watch... and learn.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 5 May 2006 00:57:04 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/timegnomes.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Sometimes skits just don't work out.  But there's always something worthwhile leftover.  Watch... and learn.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sometimes skits just don't work out.  But there's always something worthwhile leftover.  Watch... and learn.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/timegnomes.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Spare Parts</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/spareparts.mp4</link>
		<description>Robot Bryann -- He's a BIG Wonder...</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2006 04:22:59 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/spareparts.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Robot Bryann -- He's a BIG Wonder...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Robot Bryann -- He's a BIG Wonder...</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/spareparts.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>BananaTech</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bananatech.mp4</link>
		<description>Flapping Crane has uncovered this rare promotional video for BananaTech corporation.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2006 01:05:06 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bananatech.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Flapping Crane has uncovered this rare promotional video for BananaTech corporation.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Flapping Crane has uncovered this rare promotional video for BananaTech corporation.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bananatech.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Ejaculex</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/ejaculex.mp4</link>
		<description>Ever get that not so good feeling... in your cock?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 6 Apr 2006 23:53:29 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/ejaculex.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Ever get that not so good feeling... in your cock?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Ever get that not so good feeling... in your cock?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/ejaculex.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>The Incredible Wimp</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/incrediblewimp.mp4</link>
		<description>The inner beast will be released.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2006 10:55:08 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/incrediblewimp.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The inner beast will be released.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The inner beast will be released.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/incrediblewimp.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Coke</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/drinkcoke.mp4</link>
		<description>This has gotta be a commercial for something... right?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2006 03:06:50 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/drinkcoke.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>This has gotta be a commercial for something... right?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This has gotta be a commercial for something... right?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/drinkcoke.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>When Gary Busey Calls</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/wgbc.mp4</link>
		<description>Whatever You Do, Don't Answer The Phone.  Especially if it's Gary Busey.  Seriously -- don't.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2006 00:35:05 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/wgbc.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Whatever You Do, Don't Answer The Phone.  Especially if it's Gary Busey.  Seriously -- don't.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Whatever You Do, Don't Answer The Phone.  Especially if it's Gary Busey.  Seriously -- don't.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/wgbc.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Philadelphia</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/philadelphia.mp4</link>
		<description>No one would take on his case... until one man was willing to take on the system.  Or something.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2006 23:41:55 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/philadelphia.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>No one would take on his case... until one man was willing to take on the system.  Or something.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>No one would take on his case... until one man was willing to take on the system.  Or something.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/philadelphia.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Reicher's Address</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/reichersaddressvid.mp4</link>
		<description>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...  Do not adjust your televisions.  It's all music.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2006 11:28:47 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/reichersaddressvid.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...  Do not adjust your televisions.  It's all music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...  Do not adjust your televisions.  It's all music.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/reichersaddressvid.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Reicher's Address</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/reichersaddress.mp3</link>
		<description>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2006 01:25:55 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/reichersaddress.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Reicher seizes control of a mall intercom and the revolution begins...</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/reichersaddress.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Suitcases</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/suitcases.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann and Shawn meet in the wastelands of Minnesota, and a test takes place.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2006 12:28:39 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/suitcases.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann and Shawn meet in the wastelands of Minnesota, and a test takes place.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann and Shawn meet in the wastelands of Minnesota, and a test takes place.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/suitcases.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Potato Monk</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/potatomonk.mp4</link>
		<description>Alex... does something to (ahem) Bill... What?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 3 Feb 2006 01:01:45 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/potatomonk.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Alex... does something to (ahem) Bill... What?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Alex... does something to (ahem) Bill... What?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/potatomonk.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Lagayna Beach Episode 3</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna3.mp4</link>
		<description>Episode 3.  Where is Torque?  Is Walker Dead?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2006 00:08:15 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Episode 3.  Where is Torque?  Is Walker Dead?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Episode 3.  Where is Torque?  Is Walker Dead?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna3.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Lagayna Beach Episode 2</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna2.mp4</link>
		<description>Episode 2.  Lorenzo finds another shoulder to cry on, with disastrous results.  Also, does Wes need to get tested?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2006 02:12:19 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Episode 2.  Lorenzo finds another shoulder to cry on, with disastrous results.  Also, does Wes need to get tested?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Episode 2.  Lorenzo finds another shoulder to cry on, with disastrous results.  Also, does Wes need to get tested?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Confession</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/confession.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann (not a girl) has a confession to make.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2005 15:35:01 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/confession.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann (not a girl) has a confession to make.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann (not a girl) has a confession to make.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/confession.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Three More Commercials</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials2.mp4</link>
		<description>Three More Commercials.  Wait.  Two new ones and one old one.  Blame Pete.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2005 05:01:13 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Three More Commercials.  Wait.  Two new ones and one old one.  Blame Pete.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Three More Commercials.  Wait.  Two new ones and one old one.  Blame Pete.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>R2</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/r2.mp4</link>
		<description>An old friend returns for Christmas...</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2005 01:01:33 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/r2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>An old friend returns for Christmas...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>An old friend returns for Christmas...</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/r2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Trading Spaces (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces2.mp4</link>
		<description>At long last, part two of the saga.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 9 Dec 2005 01:27:16 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>At long last, part two of the saga.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>At long last, part two of the saga.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Lagayna Beach Episode 1</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna1.mp4</link>
		<description>Meet Lorenzo, Torque, Walker, Thyme and Wes... of Lagayna Beach.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Dec 2005 02:03:57 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Meet Lorenzo, Torque, Walker, Thyme and Wes... of Lagayna Beach.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Meet Lorenzo, Torque, Walker, Thyme and Wes... of Lagayna Beach.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/lagayna1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Origami</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/origami.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann (not a girl) teaches you how to fold a real flapping crane!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2005 14:15:59 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/origami.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann (not a girl) teaches you how to fold a real flapping crane!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann (not a girl) teaches you how to fold a real flapping crane!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/origami.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Scarface</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/scarface.mp3</link>
		<description>Pete and Joe drank beer and made this Scarface trailer.  It was played on Pacific Coast Hellway episode 128.  Check out the podcast!  It's good stuff.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:30:02 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/scarface.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Pete and Joe drank beer and made this Scarface trailer.  It was played on Pacific Coast Hellway episode 128.  Check out the podcast!  It's good stuff.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Pete and Joe drank beer and made this Scarface trailer.  It was played on Pacific Coast Hellway episode 128.  Check out the podcast!  It's good stuff.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/scarface.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Apartment Bully</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bully.mp4</link>
		<description>Billy Foyles was an ordinary guy... until trouble found him.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2005 01:42:34 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bully.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Billy Foyles was an ordinary guy... until trouble found him.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Billy Foyles was an ordinary guy... until trouble found him.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bully.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Viewer Email</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/email.mp4</link>
		<description>Flapping Crane answers some real viewer email.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2005 18:57:01 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/email.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Flapping Crane answers some real viewer email.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Flapping Crane answers some real viewer email.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/email.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Shark Meth Labs</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/drugs.mp4</link>
		<description>The More You Know...</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 4 Nov 2005 10:32:34 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/drugs.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The More You Know...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The More You Know...</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/drugs.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Kite-Flying Bryann</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/kite.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann flies a kite, and insults a culture.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2005 10:30:16 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/kite.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann flies a kite, and insults a culture.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann flies a kite, and insults a culture.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/kite.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>BTTF</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bttf.mp4</link>
		<description>If you don't get it, we're sorry. For you.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2005 09:16:16 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bttf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>If you don't get it, we're sorry. For you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>If you don't get it, we're sorry. For you.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bttf.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Float Cuts</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/floatcuts.mp4</link>
		<description>Let us cut your hair!  On a boat!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2005 09:39:31 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/floatcuts.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Let us cut your hair!  On a boat!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Let us cut your hair!  On a boat!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/floatcuts.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Ashload Home Loans</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/ashload.mp4</link>
		<description>Homeowners!  Need cash?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2005 09:31:22 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/ashload.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Homeowners!  Need cash?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Homeowners!  Need cash?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/ashload.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Hurricane Geraldo</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/geraldo.mp4</link>
		<description>Hurricane Waconia strikes, and a FUX News reporter is on the ground for the aftermath.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2005 09:30:39 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/geraldo.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Hurricane Waconia strikes, and a FUX News reporter is on the ground for the aftermath.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Hurricane Waconia strikes, and a FUX News reporter is on the ground for the aftermath.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/geraldo.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>The Mustafar Blues</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/mustafar.mp4</link>
		<description>Darth Vader.  On a swing.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 9 Sep 2005 13:49:24 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/mustafar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Darth Vader.  On a swing.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Darth Vader.  On a swing.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/mustafar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Watching Us</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/watchingus.mp4</link>
		<description>We're... sorry.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Sep 2005 12:10:01 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/watchingus.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>We're... sorry.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We're... sorry.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/watchingus.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Spoiler</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/spoiler.mp4</link>
		<description>Have you ever had one of those roommates?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2005 14:18:11 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/spoiler.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Have you ever had one of those roommates?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Have you ever had one of those roommates?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/spoiler.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Rum-Ade</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/sports.mp4</link>
		<description>Reach your highest level... with Rum-Ade!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2005 12:32:22 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/sports.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Reach your highest level... with Rum-Ade!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Reach your highest level... with Rum-Ade!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/sports.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Trading Spaces (Part 1)</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces1.mp4</link>
		<description>The first of our three-part series.  Home-makeover type shows are popular because any monkey with a camera can point it at inept people trying to be entertaining.  We prove that.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2005 09:17:33 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The first of our three-part series.  Home-makeover type shows are popular because any monkey with a camera can point it at inept people trying to be entertaining.  We prove that.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The first of our three-part series.  Home-makeover type shows are popular because any monkey with a camera can point it at inept people trying to be entertaining.  We prove that.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/tradingspaces1.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Revision of the Jedi</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/rotj.mp4</link>
		<description>George Lucas asked Flapping Crane to help him out with a remake of a classic scene.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 5 Aug 2005 09:16:37 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/rotj.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>George Lucas asked Flapping Crane to help him out with a remake of a classic scene.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>George Lucas asked Flapping Crane to help him out with a remake of a classic scene.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/rotj.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Tits at the End</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/attheend.mp4</link>
		<description>Alex and Shawn... well... yeah.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2005 01:25:33 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/attheend.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Alex and Shawn... well... yeah.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Alex and Shawn... well... yeah.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/attheend.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Pink Justice</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/pinkjustice.mp4</link>
		<description>Alex has a secret weapon, but neither he nor Bryann are prepared for the challenge they will face... together.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2005 01:47:05 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pinkjustice.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Alex has a secret weapon, but neither he nor Bryann are prepared for the challenge they will face... together.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Alex has a secret weapon, but neither he nor Bryann are prepared for the challenge they will face... together.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pinkjustice.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Gary the Talking Car</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/talkingcar.mp4</link>
		<description>We can all relate to this one -- sometimes you just don't see eye-to-eye with your car.  Eye-to-headlight.  Whatever.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 8 Jul 2005 09:26:07 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/talkingcar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>We can all relate to this one -- sometimes you just don't see eye-to-eye with your car.  Eye-to-headlight.  Whatever.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We can all relate to this one -- sometimes you just don't see eye-to-eye with your car.  Eye-to-headlight.  Whatever.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/talkingcar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Pushing the Envelope</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/pushing.mp4</link>
		<description>Every generation, a band emerges that defies all convention and reinvents our understanding of music.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jul 2005 01:59:02 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pushing.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Every generation, a band emerges that defies all convention and reinvents our understanding of music.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Every generation, a band emerges that defies all convention and reinvents our understanding of music.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/pushing.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Trivia Club</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/trivia.mp4</link>
		<description>The first rule of Trivia Club is: Chuck Knoblauch is never the right answer.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2005 10:43:54 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/trivia.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The first rule of Trivia Club is: Chuck Knoblauch is never the right answer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The first rule of Trivia Club is: Chuck Knoblauch is never the right answer.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/trivia.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Jared Fogle: Sock Puppet</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/jfsp.mp4</link>
		<description>Jared Fogle is back.  Only this time, he's a sock.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2005 09:09:57 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/jfsp.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Jared Fogle is back.  Only this time, he's a sock.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Jared Fogle is back.  Only this time, he's a sock.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/jfsp.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Magic Man</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/magicman.mp4</link>
		<description>Who do you call when you need a fix?  That's right -- the Magic Man.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2005 09:09:57 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/magicman.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Who do you call when you need a fix?  That's right -- the Magic Man.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Who do you call when you need a fix?  That's right -- the Magic Man.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/magicman.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Pope's Chicken</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/popeschicken.mp4</link>
		<description>Wake up... with the Pope.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 3 Jun 2005 02:49:46 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/popeschicken.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Wake up... with the Pope.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Wake up... with the Pope.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/popeschicken.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Paco</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/paco.mp4</link>
		<description>There's trouble brewing in Flapping Crane.  Luckily, Paco is there to save the day.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2005 09:12:18 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/paco.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>There's trouble brewing in Flapping Crane.  Luckily, Paco is there to save the day.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>There's trouble brewing in Flapping Crane.  Luckily, Paco is there to save the day.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/paco.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Hemo-Gum</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/hemogum.mp4</link>
		<description>Try new Trident White Hemo-Gum!  What's the Hemo mean?  Watch and see!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2005 09:27:14 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/hemogum.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Try new Trident White Hemo-Gum!  What's the Hemo mean?  Watch and see!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Try new Trident White Hemo-Gum!  What's the Hemo mean?  Watch and see!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/hemogum.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Saving Private Ryan</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/privateryan.mp4</link>
		<description>Earn this.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2005 09:27:14 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/privateryan.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Earn this.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Earn this.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/privateryan.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Say Something</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/saysomething.mp4</link>
		<description>To know Alex Kretchmer is to love him. Bryann (Not a Girl) Schlough is about to know Alex Kretchmer.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2005 09:51:21 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/saysomething.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>To know Alex Kretchmer is to love him. Bryann (Not a Girl) Schlough is about to know Alex Kretchmer.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>To know Alex Kretchmer is to love him. Bryann (Not a Girl) Schlough is about to know Alex Kretchmer.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/saysomething.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>It's Raining</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/raining.mp4</link>
		<description>Really, we were gonna shoot a skit... but it was raining.  So this is what you get instead.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2005 10:04:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/raining.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Really, we were gonna shoot a skit... but it was raining.  So this is what you get instead.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Really, we were gonna shoot a skit... but it was raining.  So this is what you get instead.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/raining.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Killer Cats</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/killercats.mp4</link>
		<description>Coming Summer 2006... KILLER CATS.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2005 09:32:33 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/killercats.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Coming Summer 2006... KILLER CATS.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Coming Summer 2006... KILLER CATS.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/killercats.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Invasion 2</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade2.mp4</link>
		<description>Another domestic intrusion?  This time, Alex fends off a British Invasion.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2005 09:17:35 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Another domestic intrusion?  This time, Alex fends off a British Invasion.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Another domestic intrusion?  This time, Alex fends off a British Invasion.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade2.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Hotspot</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/hotspot.mp4</link>
		<description>REAL GIRLS want to talk to YOU!  Also, they have a favor or two to ask.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 8 Apr 2005 09:20:48 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/hotspot.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>REAL GIRLS want to talk to YOU!  Also, they have a favor or two to ask.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>REAL GIRLS want to talk to YOU!  Also, they have a favor or two to ask.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/hotspot.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Get Out of My Yard</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/yard.mp4</link>
		<description>Minnesotans are so nice.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 5 Apr 2005 10:33:47 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/yard.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Minnesotans are so nice.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Minnesotans are so nice.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/yard.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Neighbors</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/neighbors.mp4</link>
		<description>Ernest Hemingway once wrote, &#8220;I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.&#8220; I believe that making this skit made us feel really, really bad. <p><strong style='color: red'>Explicit language</strong></p></description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2005 09:16:41 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/neighbors.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Ernest Hemingway once wrote, &#8220;I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.&#8220; I believe that making this skit made us feel really, really bad. <p><strong style='color: red'>Explicit language</strong></p></itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Ernest Hemingway once wrote, &#8220;I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.&#8220; I believe that making this skit made us feel really, really bad. <p><strong style='color: red'>Explicit language</strong></p></itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/neighbors.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Cuisine avec Rainer!</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/cooking.mp4</link>
		<description>Let Rainer show you how to create a l'omelette magnifique!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2005 10:12:09 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/cooking.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Let Rainer show you how to create a l'omelette magnifique!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Let Rainer show you how to create a l'omelette magnifique!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/cooking.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Three Commercials</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials.mp4</link>
		<description>Three Flapping Crane commercials. This is pretty much the most offensive thing we've done.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2005 21:45:44 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Three Flapping Crane commercials. This is pretty much the most offensive thing we've done.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Three Flapping Crane commercials. This is pretty much the most offensive thing we've done.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/commercials.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Jared Fogle: Unmasked</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/subway.mp4</link>
		<description>Subway: Eat Fresh!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2005 21:43:33 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/subway.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Subway: Eat Fresh!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Subway: Eat Fresh!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/subway.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Unsolved Mysteries</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/unsolved.mp4</link>
		<description>Be on the lookout for this dangerous suspect!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2005 09:17:38 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/unsolved.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Be on the lookout for this dangerous suspect!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Be on the lookout for this dangerous suspect!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/unsolved.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Boilin' Over</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/boilinover.mp3</link>
		<description>Don't be like that.  Come on.  Damn!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:38:02 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/boilinover.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Don't be like that.  Come on.  Damn!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Don't be like that.  Come on.  Damn!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/boilinover.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Boilin' Over</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/boilin.mp4</link>
		<description>Eatin' home is dope.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 10:00:42 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/boilin.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Eatin' home is dope.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Eatin' home is dope.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/boilin.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Finding Enrique</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/enrique.mp4</link>
		<description>The heartrending story of two men and their gerbil, Enrique.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2005 22:14:11 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/enrique.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The heartrending story of two men and their gerbil, Enrique.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The heartrending story of two men and their gerbil, Enrique.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/enrique.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Tricycle</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/tricycle.mp3</link>
		<description>This is the song from Introduction.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 4 Feb 2005 08:03:20 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/tricycle.mp3" type="audio/x-mp3" />
		<itunes:subtitle>This is the song from Introduction.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This is the song from Introduction.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/music/tricycle.mp3" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>The Porkchop Prophecy</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/porkchop.mp4</link>
		<description>What happens when you accidently drop a porkchop into your laundry?  Watch to find out.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:29:46 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/porkchop.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>What happens when you accidently drop a porkchop into your laundry?  Watch to find out.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What happens when you accidently drop a porkchop into your laundry?  Watch to find out.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/porkchop.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Reicher</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/reicher.mp4</link>
		<description>Coming this summer!  The hilarious new show that <em>everybody's</em> talking about!  Reicher!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2005 22:24:27 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/reicher.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Coming this summer!  The hilarious new show that <em>everybody's</em> talking about!  Reicher!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Coming this summer!  The hilarious new show that <em>everybody's</em> talking about!  Reicher!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/reicher.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Peanut</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/peanut.mp4</link>
		<description>Alex faces his most difficult opponent yet.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2005 09:56:05 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/peanut.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Alex faces his most difficult opponent yet.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Alex faces his most difficult opponent yet.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/peanut.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Morning Meeting</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/meeting.mp4</link>
		<description>Pete gets the troops in line.  Bryann snoozes.  Alex sips his juice.  Eric cries.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2005 23:41:15 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/meeting.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Pete gets the troops in line.  Bryann snoozes.  Alex sips his juice.  Eric cries.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Pete gets the troops in line.  Bryann snoozes.  Alex sips his juice.  Eric cries.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/meeting.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Introduction</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/intro.mp4</link>
		<description>If Flapping Crane were a TV show, this would be its introduction.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2005 08:43:21 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/intro.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>If Flapping Crane were a TV show, this would be its introduction.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>If Flapping Crane were a TV show, this would be its introduction.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/intro.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Diagnosis: Zombie</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/zombie.mp4</link>
		<description>Sometimes, Zoltar just isn't enough.  Dr. Schlough helps Pete conquer his dreaded mental illness.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2005 16:41:40 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/zombie.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Sometimes, Zoltar just isn't enough.  Dr. Schlough helps Pete conquer his dreaded mental illness.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sometimes, Zoltar just isn't enough.  Dr. Schlough helps Pete conquer his dreaded mental illness.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/zombie.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Bugles</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/bugles.mp4</link>
		<description>They say it's just an urban legend... but what if it's not?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2005 16:41:10 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bugles.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>They say it's just an urban legend... but what if it's not?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>They say it's just an urban legend... but what if it's not?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/bugles.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>How to Buy a Car</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/car.mp4</link>
		<description>Our first attempt at a skit.  It was entirely improv, and the sound sucks.  In our defense, though, a lot of the &#8220;mistakes&#8221; were intentional.  Not all of them, but most.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jan 2005 08:47:45 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/car.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Our first attempt at a skit.  It was entirely improv, and the sound sucks.  In our defense, though, a lot of the &#8220;mistakes&#8221; were intentional.  Not all of them, but most.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our first attempt at a skit.  It was entirely improv, and the sound sucks.  In our defense, though, a lot of the &#8220;mistakes&#8221; were intentional.  Not all of them, but most.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/car.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Invasion</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade.mp4</link>
		<description>Was it all just a dream?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2004 09:17:43 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Was it all just a dream?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Was it all just a dream?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/invade.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Cheese and Crackers</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/cheese.mp4</link>
		<description>I'm talking about something <em>CRAZY!</em></description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/cheese.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>I'm talking about something <em>CRAZY!</em></itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I'm talking about something <em>CRAZY!</em></itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/cheese.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>A Very Special Flapping Crane Christmas</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/xmas.mp4</link>
		<description>Bryann (Not a Girl) sends a video greeting to the folks. And we have a magical holiday moment.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/xmas.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Bryann (Not a Girl) sends a video greeting to the folks. And we have a magical holiday moment.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bryann (Not a Girl) sends a video greeting to the folks. And we have a magical holiday moment.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/xmas.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>The Renter's Home Repair Show</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/repair.mp4</link>
		<description>What to do when that toilet backs up on your ass. Don't be ashamed of your poop.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/repair.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>What to do when that toilet backs up on your ass. Don't be ashamed of your poop.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What to do when that toilet backs up on your ass. Don't be ashamed of your poop.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/repair.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Interrogation</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/interrogation.mp4</link>
		<description>Pete and Eric get the truth out of Alex.</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2004 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/interrogation.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>Pete and Eric get the truth out of Alex.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Pete and Eric get the truth out of Alex.</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/interrogation.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
</item>
<item>
	<title>Zoltar</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/zoltar.mp4</link>
		<description>See if Zoltar is right for you!</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2004 18:14:24 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/zoltar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>See if Zoltar is right for you!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>See if Zoltar is right for you!</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/zoltar.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<item>
	<title>What is Love?</title>
		<link>http://video.flappingcrane.com/whatislove.mp4</link>
		<description>The heart of a champion or the diary of a madman?</description>
		<author>Flapping Crane</author>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2004 11:19:40 EST</pubDate>
		<enclosure url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/whatislove.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
		<itunes:subtitle>The heart of a champion or the diary of a madman?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The heart of a champion or the diary of a madman?</itunes:summary>
		<media:content url="http://video.flappingcrane.com/whatislove.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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